Well cor and blimey, it's a new podcast. Sorry about the delay since the last - we all lost our feet, and then were trapped by elephants. Recovered and recompiled, Jim and John spoke out loud into a recording microphone, and now offer the result to the warm folds of your ear. Sat on John's patio, surrounded by cats and revving engines, we soaked in the warm July sun and chatted about matters of PC importance. Matters such as the nature of previewing, Burnout Paradise, and which playground games should be made for PC.

It's Kieron and Alec! And dear God do they need an editor. Topics discussed include the Sims 3, Left 4 Dead, the BNP and bringing sexy back.

Aw yeah. Days before the shock Left 4 Dead 2 announcement E3, our own travelling chappie John Walker sat down with Valve's Chet Faliszek to dredge up incredi-details on the zombie sequel. They also talk about their mums, and John makes a naughty swear.

Jim and John gathered, and words were exchanged. We recorded them. Now you listen to them. It's so simple it just might work. Here's what we talked about, in literally no order, which makes Kieron furious! We talked about hating stuff that's free, John being a functional Christian, RPS's plans for invading E3, game sequels we want to see, the potential for Thief 4 and Deus Ex 3, and whether it's okay to dislike Civilisation IV. We also talk about games! Like Damnation, Riddick, Thief, Thief Deadly Shadows, and Ultima Underworld II. It's so much, and it's so delightful!

Why hello there fancy lady and/or gentleman. We're very glad you came, as we believe what we have for you is of great interest. Believed to be the eighteenth podcast from the legendary Rock, Paper, Shogtun website, this audio recording is filled with wits and charms of the like unknown since the Mighty Cataclysm Of 2042. Upon listening your eyes shall be filled with discussions of Plants Vs. Zombies, a smattering of Braid, discussion of Velvet Assassin, and the demise of 3D Realms.

Alec and Kieron are joined by RPS roaming reporter Quinns to discuss Demigod, Wurm Online, Dead Space, Stalin Vs Martians, Strategy games as narrative games, Borderlands and cooking tips,

Welcome to our first ever sixteenth Electronic Wireless Programme. It's Jim and John this week, once more gathered in John's gloomy room to record their completely not gloomy podcast. Under our terrifying wordgaze comes Mafia II, Stalker: Clear Sky, Zeno Clash piracy tactics, and the comments of Heather Chaplin.

Kieron and Jim use the iffy magic of Skype to have a lightning-fast podcast discussing Zeno Clash, DemiGod's release problems, D&D4th Edition, Alpha Protocol's chances of success and what they're having for dinner.

John and Jim gather, open their mouths, tip forward, and then words start spilling out all over the place. It's discussions of games like BioShock 2 and The Secret World, as well as important information about the religious festivities of Horace the Endless Bear.

Kieron grills Leigh Alexander over her time at GDC2009. Leigh grills Kieron over his time at the zoo. Also, some Path-chat malarkies. Go Electronic Wireless!